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06

May

(Source: yngridfamoous)

vaguely nsfw asks - ask pls to distract me

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

17

Apr

atmidnightcc:

Thanks to our Twitter follower darth for once again illustrating a game for us, this time #StupidVillains!

atmidnightcc:

Thanks to our Twitter follower darth for once again illustrating a game for us, this time #StupidVillains!

02

Apr

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

(Source: deathology)

Pretend to be interested in me!

1:
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
2:
Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
3:
What if I told you that you were pretty?
4:
Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5:
Are you interested in anyone right now?
6:
What are you looking forward to in the next week?
7:
Do you want to be single?
8:
Did you go out or stay in last night?
9:
How late did you stay up last night?
10:
Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
11:
Last three things you had to drink?
12:
Have you pretended to like someone?
13:
Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
14:
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
15:
Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16:
Think back five months ago, were you single?
17:
What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
18:
Hold hands with anyone this week?
19:
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
20:
What would you name your future daughter?
21:
Do you miss anyone?
22:
Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23:
Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
24:
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25:
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
26:
Who did you last see in person?
27:
Are you listening to music right now?
28:
What is something you currently want right now?
29:
What is the last thing you said out lot?
30:
How is your heart lately?
31:
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32:
Are you wearing socks?
33:
What do people call you?
34:
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
35:
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36:
Who did you last share a bed with?
37:
Did you do something bad today?
38:
When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
39:
Do you get stressed out easily?
40:
Will you sing today?
41:
Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
42:
Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
43:
Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
44:
What are you listening to right now?
45:
What is wrong with you right now?
46:
What is on your wrists right now?
47:
Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
48:
What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
49:
Do you make wishes at 11:11?
50:
Are you a good artist?
51:
Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
52:
Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
53:
Ever been on a golf cart?
54:
Do you have trust issues?
55:
Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
56:
Do you own something from Hot Topic?
57:
Do you use chap stick?
58:
Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
59:
Do you have a little sister?
60:
Have you ever been to New York?
61:
Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
62:
Have you hugged someone within the last week?
63:
What were you doing at midnight last night?
64:
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
65:
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
66:
Were your last three kisses from the same person?
67:
Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
68:
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
69:
Will next Friday be a good one?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

posthawk:

Scarface (1983)

27

Feb

A human in a Titan body.

(Source: biyoripan)

23

Feb

IM SO BORING!!!!!

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. How many bruises on you right now?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you stayed in a hospital?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had a soft drink today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks water?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

06

Dec

embracetheisaac:

Do a flip

(Source: just-me-and-the-tv)